This has to be the funniest shop sign ever. I would have turned this post into a top 10 world’s funniest shop signs but I couldn’t find another 9 to match this one’s hilarity. Is there anything else to add? Me thinks not.
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?”
“What’s a license???” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
“It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. “Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.
“Registration….. what’s that….?” asked the blonde.
“It’s usually in your glove compartment.” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
“I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?”
“Yes.” replied the officer
“Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher
“Uh… yes.” replied the cop.
“Here’s what you do.” said the dispatcher. “Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.”
“What!!? I can’t do that. Its… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.
“Trust me. Just do it.” said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs….. “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer……”
Wannabe porn studs were dealt a hefty blow by an ad for porn extras placed in a U.K men’s magazine. Instead of getting to shoot on film they blew a load chasing the producers.
The Advertising Standards Authority has ruled that an advert for “adult movie xtras” was not strictly honest in offering wannabe porn studs a substantial money shot.
The ad, in an unnamed men’s magazine, read: “Act out your fantasies on film, Earn Big Bucks. Adult movie xtras needed now! Call 08714 XXXXXX or 08714 XXXXXX xtreme-red.com”.
One disappointed punter “answered the ad and paid several thousand pounds up front”. He referred the matter to the ASA on the grounds that “the ad did not make clear that obtaining work through the advertisers would involve significant financial outlay”, and “he did not believe the advertised work was available, as he had never been given the precise details of when and where shoots would take place”.
Don’t you just feel sorry for those guys? No? Nor do I really. You can read more at El Reg.
This is so funny I just had to share it.
Can’t leave you with just one though, can I? I won’t spoil them with introductions. Here are another 5 funny ads to keep you smiling through the day…
Some gravity defeating clips that will amaze and astound you. This guy must have been brought up on Whiskers’ cat food.
And to end the series, the funniest attempt at defying gravity ever seen on the Net. Yep it’s the one and only Afro Ninja…
That last one is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. It’s always good to know there’s at least one guy in the world who’s sorrier that you.
An Arab ambassador called off his imminent wedding celebrations and had his marriage contract annulled after he discovered that, underneath her niqab, his fiancée was cross-eyed and had a beard.
He said his mother had been lied to but we all really know that she set him up in vengeance for something he had done in his past.